Unlike everything else in your life, the work you do here matters!

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.

Puny creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding

He's fucked in the head, the world's fucked in the head - and you're fucked in the head 'cause MY fucked up head is inside it.
Guess if you want to save the world, that's the first step - get fucked in the head.

You were almost a Jill sandwich!