I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.

Oh crap.

This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed, in three, two, one.

Smooth Jazz music plays for ten seconds and then dies out electronically

Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share.

When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it ALWAYS concerns me, boyo.