Announcer: Good Morning! You have been in suspension for nine, nine, nine, nine, nine nine...
Wheatley: Hello?
Announcer: This courtesy call is to inform all test subjects to vacate the Enrichment Center.
Wheatley: Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.

Peace. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.

You were almost a Jill sandwich!