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You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here.

You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

Where are we going? Are you coming back? What's that noise? Is that a gun? Do you smell something burning? Ooooohh... what's in heeeere?

Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously, now.