The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

Right... what the hell kind of a name is Soap, eh?

Once upon a time, people were talking to graves and nobody batted an eyelid, right?

I wanna ride you until you see stars.

It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.