A Quote from GTA V
TV producer
Chinese people – who wants to get killed in our movie?
More quotes from GTA V
Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Ortega: What the fuck, Trevor?
Trevor: This is the fuck, my soggy friend! You are out of business. The Lost MC are out of business. The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Philips Enterprise, or they ain't going!
It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?
I'll be there later to sign the contracts. Just ignore the bodies…
