I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Lamar: I'm getting my money in the hood, I'm straight, fool. I'm cool!
Franklin: You cool? Cool what? Slinging dope and throwing up gang signs?

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.