Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later.

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.

This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this. I'm not kidding, now! Turn back, or I will kill you! I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone! You don't even care, do you? This is your last chance!

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless.