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A Quote from Portal 2

GLaDOS in Co-Op Mode

The two of you have formed an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.

Submitted by GameStar90

More quotes from Portal 2

GlaDOS:

What are you doing?

Cave Johnson:

I've got some advice about getting covered in the propulsion gel.... do not get covered in the propulsion gel.

GLaDOS:

Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him.

Cave Johnson:

Just a heads up: we're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest - we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.

GLaDOS in Co-Op Mode:

Weighted Cubes calibrated. No variances detected. Did you know humans frown on weight variances? If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.

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