I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.

Good patients get a nice, new face. Bad patients bleed all over the floor because they want to screw up their surgeon's life!

Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?

Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it.

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.