You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

There's a simplicity to war. Attacking is the only secret. Dare—and the world yields. How quickly they forget that all it takes to change the course of history...is the will of a single man.

Your entire life has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct!

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club. Ha, ha.