But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an ass-rape. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about asshole.

I raised you, and loved you. I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There's nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life.

Sword, give me strength.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

I guess I just wanted to show you that there's two sides to every victory. Those who live to revel in it, and those who died making it happen.