Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?

Where are we going? Are you coming back? What's that noise? Is that a gun? Do you smell something burning? Ooooohh... what's in heeeere?

Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.

While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.