A Quote from Portal 1
GLaDOS
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More quotes from Portal 1
Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later.
Who are you? What is that? Oh, What's that? What's THAT? What is THAT?
Look: we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live, and I'll live in the other half. We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all... to me. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.
Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.