They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?