Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.