Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.