Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

<Excited Beeping>

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?