Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.