Good patients get a nice, new face. Bad patients bleed all over the floor because they want to screw up their surgeon's life!

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"

Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it.

On Sue

Sue is pretty. Sue is nice.
Sue can shoot real good
even at night.

I love Sue.

The end.

One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.