Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.

Michael: I'm trying to relate to you.
Jimmy: No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche.
Michael: Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial.

Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?