Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Did someone say yoga?

Michael: I'm trying to relate to you.
Jimmy: No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche.
Michael: Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial.