Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?

One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.

Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.

The Railroad? Aren't they busy liberating vending machines and saving computers?

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"