I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

On Sue

Sue is mean and not nice
That is why I shot her twice.

The end

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"

Everything here is meant to kill at your discretion. Except for me. I only kill when I want to.