On Sue

Sue is mean and not nice
That is why I shot her twice.

The end

When I watched the mushroom clouds rising, I thought that it was someone's sick joke. I'd prayed for something to wipe away the debt, but this was not what I had in mind.

On Death

Lo, to die. To kill, to maim.
I really like to watch men die.

I hope nobody kills me.
So I can kill them instead.

The end.

On Sue

Sue is pretty. Sue is nice.
Sue can shoot real good
even at night.

I love Sue.

The end.

I guess I just wanted to show you that there's two sides to every victory. Those who live to revel in it, and those who died making it happen.