Good patients get a nice, new face. Bad patients bleed all over the floor because they want to screw up their surgeon's life!

Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression.That is unfortunately not packageable.

On Sue

Sue is pretty. Sue is nice.
Sue can shoot real good
even at night.

I love Sue.

The end.

I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"