Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

<Excited Beeping>

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.