Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

What in the goddamn?

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.