Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.