Who are you, that do not know your history?

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?