Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?