Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.