I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

We don't have to dream we are important. We are.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.