Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

<Excited Beeping>

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.