Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.