I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

<Excited Beeping>

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.