Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. But you'll keep for another day or so huh, old friend? You motherfucking fuck! I grieved for you! You weren't even fucking dead. You were my best friend. Well guess who's coming to shit on your doorstep, you fuck!

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.