Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Chinese people – who wants to get killed in our movie?

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.