A Quote from GTA V

Police helicopter co-pilot

Have you read the manual for this thing?

Submitted by Kovah

Michael:

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Game: GTA V

Simeon, Franklin:

Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

Game: GTA V

Trevor to Ron:

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Game: GTA V

Trevor:

You look like you struggle with simple tasks.

Game: GTA V

Lamar, Trevor:

Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Game: GTA V

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