Announcer: Good Morning! You have been in suspension for nine, nine, nine, nine, nine nine...
Wheatley: Hello?
Announcer: This courtesy call is to inform all test subjects to vacate the Enrichment Center.
Wheatley: Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.

Some people are only nice because they're afraid of getting hurt. Or 'cause their religion tells 'em to be.

Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later.

I used to be an adventurer like you … then I took an arrow in the knee.

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.