A Quote from Portal 1
GLaDOS
Look: we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live, and I'll live in the other half. We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
More quotes from Portal 1
You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here.
Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?
Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later.
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