A Quote from Cyberpunk 2077
V to Johnny
Listen, if I had to choose who to hole up with on a desert island, it wouldn't be you. Ever. Hell, the whole cast of "Little Big Corporats" would have you beat. 'Cause you're a dickhead, in a big way. And sure, plenty of other out there are more deservin' of life. but even so... I'd never wish you dead.
More quotes from Cyberpunk 2077
V: Bug, ya could at least try to be... nice.
T-Bug: You want nice, supportive? Call a damn helpline.
If planting bombs net enough, what can you do? You become bomb.
V: Doesn't it bother you?
Ozob: What?
V: The grenade. You know, the one on your face?
Ozob: Eh, you get used to it. I just gotta be carefull not to pull the pin when I wanna pick my nose.
Just when we thought Macroware was done putting out unfinished games, we get this piping hot plate of spaghetti code. Frankly, I don't even know where to start. From the "story mode" which feels like it was cobbled together from the half-baked ideas of six writers working in different time zones, to the non-intuitive tutorials, to the ridiculous lag that had me up making a fresh cup of coffee between each punch, and finally to the head-scratching localization foul-ups. (Honestly, the dialogues make no sense in any language. What the hell were they originally written in? Swiss?)
V: Hajime, lemme ask you something. What would you say to a person who walked right into their greatest foe's jail to safe their life?
Hajime: Hm. I would say "All right. But do not forget the way home."
