Fine, I guess I'll just stay here and eat dirt or whatever.

You could've asked me to do the same - to throw myself at her, what I wanted be damned. But you didn’t. And I’m grateful.

Kiss my arse. I'm the Lord of Murder - I'll show you why.

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.