I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but that man is all cover and no pages.

I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up.

Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!

You could've asked me to do the same - to throw myself at her, what I wanted be damned. But you didn’t. And I’m grateful.

YES! OH GOODNESS YES! I am a good dog… Fantastic stuff.