I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up.

Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.

It’s been seven years since I left. It’s no paradise - but it’s home. And it’s worth saving.

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

But loneliness that deep gets into the marrow. Now that I’m here - among friends - I can feel it burning out of me. Little by little, step by step.