I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but that man is all cover and no pages.

I wanna ride you until you see stars.

Smashing! Soon, my friend - soon we can share a flagon of something liquid and a tale of derring-do!

Enjoy myself? There's a worm in my brain, I'm surrounded by idiots, and all I've got to drink is wine that tastes like vinegar.

Findal: "Oh, thank you, thank you. I thought I was going to die down here."
Player: "Don't thank me yet. I'm here to finish what they started."