They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

<Excited Beeping>

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.