Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.