Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.