Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

<Excited Beeping>

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.