Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.