I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

Who are you, that do not know your history?

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

We don't have to dream we are important. We are.