It seems Salazar's having difficulties taming the American pig. Salazar had his chance. Krauser, go get the girl! Oh... and dispose of this swine while you're at it.

The genius of the hole: No matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.

I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up.

Ok. We need to lighten the mood.

They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant more to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!