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A Quote from GTA V

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It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

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More quotes from GTA V

Lamar, Trevor:

Lamar: The fucker got fucked. He fucked the fucker himself.
Trevor: Shut up.

Game: GTA V
Jimmy:

Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

I'll be there later to sign the contracts. Just ignore the bodies…

Game: GTA V
Political TV commercial:

We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.

Game: GTA V
Michael to his son:

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

Game: GTA V

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