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A Quote from GTA V

Simeon, Franklin

Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

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More quotes from GTA V

Trevor:

Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off!

Game: GTA V
Dr. Friedlander, Michael:

Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

Game: GTA V
Trevor showing Floyd his dick:

Mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done.

Game: GTA V
Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

Game: GTA V
Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.

Game: GTA V

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