Well, the world is a maze of illusions. It's not easy for the light to shine into the prison of our earthly existence.

Judy: Wanna guess what?
V: That if I were an animal, I'd totally be a dog. Because I'm cute, loyal and love to lick eeeeeeverything.

Know what? You're starting to remind me of me... fifty years back.
Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.

Frank: Jenkins is your lead, right? Is he what everyone says he is?
V: What's everyone say about Jenkins?
Frank: That he's effective. Like any psychopath. Apparently, he's gone a little crazier lately.

Just when we thought Macroware was done putting out unfinished games, we get this piping hot plate of spaghetti code. Frankly, I don't even know where to start. From the "story mode" which feels like it was cobbled together from the half-baked ideas of six writers working in different time zones, to the non-intuitive tutorials, to the ridiculous lag that had me up making a fresh cup of coffee between each punch, and finally to the head-scratching localization foul-ups. (Honestly, the dialogues make no sense in any language. What the hell were they originally written in? Swiss?)