Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.

I wanna ride you until you see stars.

I've taken more pleasant shits than you, Mizora.

I am so much more than what you made me.

I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but that man is all cover and no pages.