Let's see. I hail from Waterdeep, the City of Splendours. I'm a wizard of considerable acclaim and scholar of exceptional accomplishment. I have a cat, a library and a weakness for a good glass of wine. And if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry.

Findal: "Oh, thank you, thank you. I thought I was going to die down here."
Player: "Don't thank me yet. I'm here to finish what they started."

Go on. Give the worgs some Booze! They'll love it.

You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you.

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.