I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.