Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.