Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.