Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

<Excited Beeping>

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.