They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Who are you, that do not know your history?