We don't have to dream we are important. We are.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.