I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

We don't have to dream we are important. We are.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.