Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Who are you, that do not know your history?

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.