Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

Who are you, that do not know your history?