Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.