A Quote from GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Woozie

CJ: You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl... not stupid.

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CJ, Cesar:

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Cesar: Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Cesar about the weapon:

Carl Johnson: Oh shit! Where you get this?
Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Tommy Smith:

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ:

I'm a well-dressed maniac!

Game: GTA: San Andreas

CJ:

Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be until I fucked everything up.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

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