A Quote from GTA: San Andreas

CJ, Woozie

CJ: You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl... not stupid.

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Big Smoke:

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Tommy Smith:

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Catalina, CJ:

Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?
CJ: No. I can take rejection.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Sweet, Kendl, CJ:

Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Game: GTA: San Andreas

Jethro:

Does a polar bear shit in the woods?

Game: GTA: San Andreas

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