Congratulations, the test is now over.
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin. Rest assured, that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in that Aperture Science Enrichment activity. Goodbye!

As part of a required Enrichment Center protocol, the previous statement that we would not monitor the test area was a complete fabrication. We will stop enhancing the truth in three... two... zzzt

Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.

This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?

Your entire life has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct!