Let's be honest. Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner and I'll deal with it later.

Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

Who are you? What is that? Oh, What's that? What's THAT? What is THAT?