Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.