Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

We don't have to dream we are important. We are.