Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?

I guess I just wanted to show you that there's two sides to every victory. Those who live to revel in it, and those who died making it happen.

Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.

On Sue

Sue is mean and not nice
That is why I shot her twice.

The end

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"