Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.

The Railroad? Aren't they busy liberating vending machines and saving computers?

One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.

Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.

Player: No machine should have free will.
Nick Valentine: Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?