When I watched the mushroom clouds rising, I thought that it was someone's sick joke. I'd prayed for something to wipe away the debt, but this was not what I had in mind.

Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it.

Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.

On Death

Lo, to die. To kill, to maim.
I really like to watch men die.

I hope nobody kills me.
So I can kill them instead.

The end.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.