Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.

I might have had just a bit of Jet before operating. So I nipped a few arteries I shouldn't have? Who hasn't?

I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.

This is all much more exciting than domestic life I assure you!

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"