This is all much more exciting than domestic life I assure you!

I might have had just a bit of Jet before operating. So I nipped a few arteries I shouldn't have? Who hasn't?

Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it.

Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"