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A Quote from GTA V

Michael, Steve Haines

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

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More quotes from GTA V

Trevor, Franklins aunt:

Trevor: Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.
Aunt: This is seven dollars?!?!
Trevor: I said something nice, not something expensive…!

Game: GTA V
Michael:

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

Game: GTA V
Franklin:

Fuck man, you know how it is, homie. You just start running and shit. Then all of a sudden your legs give in and you just can't run no more.

Game: GTA V
Simeon:

You tell me what you want and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be.

Game: GTA V
Ortega, Trevor:

Ortega: What the fuck, Trevor?
Trevor: This is the fuck, my soggy friend! You are out of business. The Lost MC are out of business. The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Philips Enterprise, or they ain't going!

Game: GTA V

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