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Michael, Steve Haines

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

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More quotes from GTA V

Trevor looking out over Los Santos:

So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. But you'll keep for another day or so huh, old friend? You motherfucking fuck! I grieved for you! You weren't even fucking dead. You were my best friend. Well guess who's coming to shit on your doorstep, you fuck!

Game: GTA V
Dr. Friedlander, Michael:

Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

Game: GTA V
Fabian, Michael:

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Game: GTA V
Lester:

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun.

Game: GTA V
Michael:

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Game: GTA V

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