Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

We shootin' shit up? Sprayin' some motherfuckers? I can drive-by with the best of'em.