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A Quote from GTA V

Michael, Steve Haines

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

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More quotes from GTA V

Police helicopter co-pilot:

Have you read the manual for this thing?

Game: GTA V
Tevor:

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant more to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!

Game: GTA V
Redwood Cigarettes ad:

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Game: GTA V
Fabian, Michael:

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Game: GTA V

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