A Quote from GTA V
I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…
More quotes from GTA V
Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.
Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.
I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.
Trevor: Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.
Aunt: This is seven dollars?!?!
Trevor: I said something nice, not something expensive…!
I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!