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A Quote from GTA V

Franklin

I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

Submitted by Kovah

More quotes from GTA V

Michael, Jimmy:

Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Game: GTA V
Steve Haines, Trevor:

Steve Haines: Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor: Who doesn't?

Game: GTA V
Radio alert:

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

Game: GTA V
Movie Theater Ad:

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

Game: GTA V
Trevor, Franklins aunt:

Trevor: Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.
Aunt: This is seven dollars?!?!
Trevor: I said something nice, not something expensive…!

Game: GTA V

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