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A Quote from GTA V

Franklin

I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

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More quotes from GTA V

Simeon:

You tell me what you want and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be.

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

Game: GTA V
Trevor showing Floyd his dick:

Mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done.

Game: GTA V
Political TV commercial:

We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

You're back, man. WE are back. All we gotta do is bust out Brad and then we're golden, man! Franklin, he makes us multicultural. Lester makes it cyber. We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!

Game: GTA V

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