Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises... or they ain't going!

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

You're back, man. WE are back. All we gotta do is bust out Brad and then we're golden, man! Franklin, he makes us multicultural. Lester makes it cyber. We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!

Floyd: You gotta go, both of you. My girlfriend, she'd kill me if she knew I had guests.
Trevor: Not much of a girlfriend if she don't like your family. Now would you get me a fucking drink? I'm not gonna ask you again!