Steve Haines: Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor: Who doesn't?

Lamar: I'm getting my money in the hood, I'm straight, fool. I'm cool!
Franklin: You cool? Cool what? Slinging dope and throwing up gang signs?

Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.

Did someone say yoga?