It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun.

Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Jimmy: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.