Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Michael: Come back, we'll order pizza.
Trevor: Fuck you! Fuck your pizza. Fuck everything it stands for!

Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.